Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Dahil Malungkot Ako Ngayon......

Patatawanin ko na lang ang sarili ko....

Dalawang estudyanteng nag-aaway:

Teacher: Hoy!! Bakit kayo nag-aaway??

Pedro: Si Juan kasi Ma'am, sinapak ako sa Scrub the floor!!

Juan: Si Pedro po ang nag-umpisa eh. Binato ako ng Erase the board!!!

Teacher: Kung di kayo magsitigil dyan, ibibitin ko talaga kayong dalawa sa Bayang Magiliw!!

(source: PinoyJokes.net)


Pilot

Merong ngongong piloto na nawowork sa United Airline dito sa Chicago...eh me problema yung eroplano...eh di sabi nya ngaun dun sa radio...MENEY MENEY (mayday! mayday!)..
eh me ngongo din sa tower (malapit sa airport eh)...sabi..
"huh? meney???"

"hami meney nu you.." "hami meney nu you"....
Ayy..mali!!


Nag-iinarteng Magtataho


" I tried my best to wait for you..I've shouted too loud, you didn't respond to my call... Now, you want me to go back?! "... magtataho

(source: my friends e-mails when I'm at low)

hahahahaaa!!! Wala lang...luma na pero natawa pa rin ako!! (T_T)

17 comments:

jodi said...

tama yan sis, pampatanggal yan ng lungkot ang mga ganyan babasahin ano? pero bakit kaya malungkot ka? nagtatanong lang po!

Meryl (proud pinay) said...

nakakatawa naman to sis! ^_^ kahit na masakit na ulo ko kanina sa pagbloghop..parang natanggal ah...
laughter is the best medicine talaga sis ^_^

Jarlin Paul said...

I cant understand this...but it seems to be interesting.

c'eSt la vie said...

ahahhah!

love the last part..

aehheh!

Dhemz said...

nyahhaha....kakatuwa naman ito.....pinahalakhak mo ko Mami Clang....:)

woi, bat ka naman malungkot jan...hali ka dito..chicka tau...para d ka malungkot...hehehhe!

salamat pala sa mga comments mami Clang....woi yung flowers pala...carnation lang yon..meron ata nyan sa japan....:)

I agree with meryl...laughter is the best medicine..kaya sasabayan kita ng tawa....lol...:)

Cecile said...

funny jokes :-) natawa rin ako!

eden said...

hahaha..
those are so funny, really made my day!

i hope you are Ok now, mommy clarss..

hugs to you.

chubskulit said...

hahahahahaha salamat sa pagpapatawa sa amin din mwah

Yami said...

the best talaga Pinoy jokes. Hope you're ok. :-)

Jacris said...

Funny jokes sana meron kapang i post next time =)

shydub said...

Preho pala tayo ng mood dito mami clar, nakakabored watch my troy movie,bisaya version sa blog fusion ko matatawa ka rin meney. lol

Hi! I'm Grace said...

Natatawa ako sa magtataho, he-he-he.
Syempre naman, kailangan natin tumawa every once in a while. I love good laugh. :)

jojigirl said...

Haha, thanks for giving me that badly needed stretch for my funny bones. Thanks nga for your condolences.

Luke said...

Laughter *is* really the best medicine.

niko said...

give me ur email add clang i will send u lots of funny emails! marami ako nyan! heheheh

Dee said...

Natawa naman ako doon sa magtataho! Ganun na ganun talaga pag dumadaan yung magtataho diba. Usually, he passed by na before na realize na bibili ka, so tatawagin na naman siya and he'll come back, lol. :)

Seiko said...

Natawa ako pilot hami meney nu yu ahaha!!!Sana hindi ka na malungkot upon reading this hehe.Hugs!

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